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Customer surveys are back, big-time. How happy are you about this on a scale of 1 to 10?
Please provide feedback on our survey about your feedback on our survey
Jun 6
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Alistair Dabbs
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Customer surveys are back, big-time. How happy are you about this on a scale of 1 to 10?
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My website is perfect. You're just using the wrong browser
'Common web standards', what are THEY?
Jun 5
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What’s in the unmarked boxes? Haptic buttocks, perhaps?
Don’t read my mind, just tell me what to think
May 30
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Alistair Dabbs
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OK I filled out your supermassive form. Let's click ‘Submit’ and… whuh? Where'd it all go?
Aug 26, 2022
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Alistair Dabbs
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OK I filled out your supermassive form. Let's click ‘Submit’ and… whuh? Where'd it all go?
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The day I changed sides and joined a support team, I learnt not to trust users like me
Sep 30, 2022
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The day I changed sides and joined a support team, I learnt not to trust users like me
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In the click-button age, it still takes between 36 hours and forever to unsubscribe from a mailing list
Oct 21, 2022
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In the click-button age, it still takes between 36 hours and forever to unsubscribe from a mailing list
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Shuffling robots won’t stop the human race sprinting to its own finishing line
Oct 7, 2022
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Shuffling robots won’t stop the human race sprinting to its own finishing line
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“What’s the keyboard shortcut for ‘Delete’?” In Spacebar, no one can hear you scream
Dec 23, 2022
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“What’s the keyboard shortcut for ‘Delete’?” In Spacebar, no one can hear you scream
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No, sir, we’re afraid it is YOUR fault if our system doesn’t work
Jan 13, 2023
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No, sir, we’re afraid it is YOUR fault if our system doesn’t work
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Should I click CANCEL to cancel a 'Cancel'?
Or will it all blow up in my face?
May 29
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Alistair Dabbs
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Your recent surge of junk mail? I think we know where that came from
Let’s ask the hive mind
May 23
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Alistair Dabbs
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Your recent surge of junk mail? I think we know where that came from
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Why does my train ticket app always bomb out just when I reach a platform barrier?
Put down the bagpipes and step away
May 22
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Alistair Dabbs
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Will AI put an end to English Manglage? Please, no! Don’t suck the fun out of naff translations!
To err is human: that’s what makes it funny
May 16
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Alistair Dabbs
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Will AI put an end to English Manglage? Please, no! Don’t suck the fun out of naff translations!
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3:29
When reporting a casual data breach, always refer to it as a 'sophisticated hack'
Has anyone seen my croissants?
May 15
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Alistair Dabbs
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'We know where you live, pal!' Why does every app want to know my location?
Help me, officer, I’m lost! 'No problem, sir. You’re right in front of me!'
May 9
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Alistair Dabbs
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'We know where you live, pal!' Why does every app want to know my location?
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3:19
Buying coffee in the contactless slow lane
Look, the instructions are clearly written on the back of your collar
May 8
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Alistair Dabbs
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Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?
Fondling my crotch? No, I’m phoning my mother
May 2
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Alistair Dabbs
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Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?
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2:13
I bought an IT device while drunk and now I can't work out what it's for
Also, the user guide is some sort of comic (without superheroes)
May 1
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Alistair Dabbs
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I’m putting on my tin hat, tyin’ up my cable tie, dowsing out my tails
Sing along if it distracts you
Apr 25
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Alistair Dabbs
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I’m putting on my tin hat, tyin’ up my cable tie, dowsing out my tails
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It's all about the free jelly babies: a hack's guide to IT fairs
You want me to flash you? What, right here?
Apr 24
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Alistair Dabbs
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34,000 Bitcoin millionaires have been wiped out. Shall we start a crowdfunder?
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
Apr 18
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Alistair Dabbs
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34,000 Bitcoin millionaires have been wiped out. Shall we start a crowdfunder?
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